The Kel Smith

Jan 30

In posts where I over share…

I have a canker sore that hurts like hell.

I guess that means setting aside my wine, pulling up my big girl panties and swishing some bourbon around.

  1. nailtipflips said: To spit would be wrong is my general life motto
  2. thisisgracehere reblogged this from themattsmith
  3. themattsmith reblogged this from thekelsmith and added:
    are a sight to behold.
  4. j said: Oh man, me too! It’s been under my tongue for days—hurts like a mother. If I weren’t a teetotalling Mormon I’d have to try your remedy.
  5. thekelsmith posted this

I love to take showers so hot that my skin turns red. I love my bed and could stay in it all day sometimes. I own way to many pairs of comfy pants. I am a plain white cotton underwear girl. I love having my hair brushed and will do whatever I can to talk someone into it. I have outfits that match whatever mood I am in and I wear them accordingly. I hate talking on the phone and will avoid it if possible. I love watching thunderstorms. I like sunrise better than sunset, but can never find anyone to get up with me. I love camping and kayaking. I love to sing, but am so bad at it that I will run my cat out of the room. I never think anyone likes me and am always suprised to learn they do. I can't stand things to be messy or crooked. I like to workout while I am working out, not so much motivated before though. I love wear high heels cause they make me feel sexy. I drop things, I spill things, and I trip over nothing. I love to dance. I talk to my dog when no one else is home. I am always cold. There can never be too many blankets on the bed. I love to sleep with the window open, even in the middle of winter. I love mexican food and chinese too. I love to laugh and being around people who make me laugh. I blush way too easily. I talk way too much. I am a sucker for cheesy romance. I am a control freak and I have no plans of changing that about myself. In fact, I have no plans of changing anything about myself. So deal...if you don't like me, leave :)

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