There's a headless, frozen, feathered duck in my kitchen.

Feb 04

There’s a headless, frozen, feathered duck in my kitchen.

thekelsmith:

I’m not being funny here. There really is a headless, frozen, feathered duck in my kitchen.

That Matt thinks he is going to turn into pizza.

I don’t know if it’s gonna thaw in time for me to gut and pluck it before dinner.

“gut and pluck”

GUT AND PLUCK!!!

In my kitchen!

GUT AND PLUCK!!!!!!

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To be fair, Kel, the gutting and plucking happens outside.
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“gut and pluck” GUT AND PLUCK!!! In my kitchen! GUT AND PLUCK!!!!!!
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I love to take showers so hot that my skin turns red. I love my bed and could stay in it all day sometimes. I own way to many pairs of comfy pants. I am a plain white cotton underwear girl. I love having my hair brushed and will do whatever I can to talk someone into it. I have outfits that match whatever mood I am in and I wear them accordingly. I hate talking on the phone and will avoid it if possible. I love watching thunderstorms. I like sunrise better than sunset, but can never find anyone to get up with me. I love camping and kayaking. I love to sing, but am so bad at it that I will run my cat out of the room. I never think anyone likes me and am always suprised to learn they do. I can't stand things to be messy or crooked. I like to workout while I am working out, not so much motivated before though. I love wear high heels cause they make me feel sexy. I drop things, I spill things, and I trip over nothing. I love to dance. I talk to my dog when no one else is home. I am always cold. There can never be too many blankets on the bed. I love to sleep with the window open, even in the middle of winter. I love mexican food and chinese too. I love to laugh and being around people who make me laugh. I blush way too easily. I talk way too much. I am a sucker for cheesy romance. I am a control freak and I have no plans of changing that about myself. In fact, I have no plans of changing anything about myself. So deal...if you don't like me, leave :)

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There’s a headless, frozen, feathered duck in my kitchen.