People ask me if it's hard to live with someone who is always right

The Kel Smith

Feb 07

People ask me if it’s hard to live with someone who is always right

I just wait for Matt to tell me what to answer.

Things I say just because he it bugs him so:

Danger Will Robins

For all intensive purposes

ManiPedi

you know, that one song that one guy sings

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3 months ago

6h057 said: You guys are in love and that’s so gross.
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itonlylookslikeimincharge said: Dear God, who says “for all intensive purposes”?!
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themattsmith reblogged this from thekelsmith and added:

Don’t even get me started on song lyrics…
jessamama said: Irregardless is the danger word at our house. B flips his shit over it.
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I love to take showers so hot that my skin turns red. I love my bed and could stay in it all day sometimes. I own way to many pairs of comfy pants. I am a plain white cotton underwear girl. I love having my hair brushed and will do whatever I can to talk someone into it. I have outfits that match whatever mood I am in and I wear them accordingly. I hate talking on the phone and will avoid it if possible. I love watching thunderstorms. I like sunrise better than sunset, but can never find anyone to get up with me. I love camping and kayaking. I love to sing, but am so bad at it that I will run my cat out of the room. I never think anyone likes me and am always suprised to learn they do. I can't stand things to be messy or crooked. I like to workout while I am working out, not so much motivated before though. I love wear high heels cause they make me feel sexy. I drop things, I spill things, and I trip over nothing. I love to dance. I talk to my dog when no one else is home. I am always cold. There can never be too many blankets on the bed. I love to sleep with the window open, even in the middle of winter. I love mexican food and chinese too. I love to laugh and being around people who make me laugh. I blush way too easily. I talk way too much. I am a sucker for cheesy romance. I am a control freak and I have no plans of changing that about myself. In fact, I have no plans of changing anything about myself. So deal...if you don't like me, leave :)

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